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November 5th, 2008

How to Pick Your Stripper Name

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We got this in an email forwarded to us and thought it would be a fun way to celebrate hump day with you all!

Strippers are fun, sexy, and really know how to dress up and show off.  HappyHer.com loves our stripper friends!  But you don’t have to be a professional stripper to have a fun and sexy stripper name.  Or better yet, go all out and become a stripper, even if it’s just in the privacy of your own home.  There is nothing like the thrill of moving to some sexy music while you get yourself and your partner all hot and bothered by your performance.

Break out that stripper pole, get your sexiest fun stripper lingerie, sexy high heels, and put on some groovy music.  Invite your partner to show up for a special showing of “Your New Stripper Name Here”.  Don’t have a stripper pole yet?  They are all the rage right now, for exercising of all things!  Women that use them for keeping in shape swear by them.  One of the top seller’s is the Carmen Electra Professional Pole Kit.

The Carmen Electra Electra-Pole Professional Pole Kit is a high quality chrome steel sectional pole that requires no extra hardware to use. Completely portable and easy to install.  It includes a carry case and extender pole for high ceilings and can be secured for permanent use. The only hardware you’ll need is your imagination!  Think of how excited your partner will be when they see you wrapped seductively around your stripper pole in a sheer erotic piece of lingerie?

If you’ve never pole danced before, or even if you have and just want some great tips The Art of Pole Dancing Book contains the best information.  It’s written to appeal to beginners.  There are routines for five different personality types to match you perfectly. Whether you’re girly, playful, wild, teasing or outright naughty, there’s a chapter that illustrates with both drawings and words how to execute some of the most scorching-hot moves in the privacy of your own home.

How to pick your own sexy and fun stripper name:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Pinky
I = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixie
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitzy
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = hooters
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cock er
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = storm
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w= hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

Share your stripper name with us here and get 10% off a stripper pole or any other HappyHer.com item.  Good from now until November 30th.

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