Valentine’s Day is being labeled as the “Super Bowl” for sweethearts.  How did that happen?

Talk about pressure.  Don’t we have enough pressure just knowing our sweeties are going to be expecting something from us?  Besides, any holiday that has a baby with wings, shooting people with arrows, should be light hearted, fun, and sexy!  Save the “Super Bowl” idea for weddings or anniversaries, or better yet, the Super Bowl itself.  Why take that away from the football fans?

Let’s keep Valentine’s Day what it is.  An opportunity to show some love.  Here is a quick guide for some great gift ideas no matter what stage of your relationship you are in:

Brand New Relationship:

So you’ve been dating long enough to be celebrating this day, but not long enough to be too presumptuous.  You want to keep it light.  Here are some great picks for you:

Dazzling Stretch Hearts Bracelet. Always remember that women are like crows, we love bright shiny objects!  This bracelet is adorable and will melt her heart if you put it around the neck of a darling plush stuffed animal.

Team the gifts with flowers and chocolate for the finishing touch and watch while her heart melts!  Keep the roses white or pink, or just a single red rose is best.  Too many red roses at this stage is too serious.

Newly Intimate Relationship:

So you’ve been together for a bit and have just started to get intimate.  You still want to keep it light here, but can ramp up the seduction.  Here are some great picks:

A cute Babydoll would be the perfect lingerie gift.  It’s still on the innocent side, yet definitely sexy and a good hint at what’s to come later!  One of our favorites is a lace and sheer babydoll.

Edible Candles. Set the mood for romance with these edible candles.  As they melt, they turn into massage lotion that is SO tasty.  The perfect way to explore each other’s bodies!

If you are practicing safe sex, stock up on the condoms.  Several varieties are Buy One get One Free.

Get red roses and chocolates to complete the gesture.  Hand feed each other the chocolate!

Fully Involved Relationship:

At this point you can’t keep your hands off each other, or maybe your all ready settled in and should be keeping your hands all over each other the way you “used” to.  The sky is the limit here!  Take your pick of the sexiest lingerie, in fact get her a couple outfits and let her model them for you at her leisure.

It might be a good time to gift her with some toys!  Try one of the sexy games to open new doors for exploration and get her a good vibrator.  Don’t forget the lube.  No matter how long you’ve been together, keeping things spicy is easy when you use your imagination.  Have fun and pick something you aren’t sure about and something you know she’ll love.  This is a great time to try new things.

Red roses and deep dark chocolates will finish this gesture off perfectly!

Kinky Relationship:

Go for something hot in leather or vinyl.  Get some new restraints and perhaps a delicious new collar and let the games begin!  If you want to get kinky, but not quite sure how kinky she’ll go, get a furry cuff kit and tease her into submission.  Or put the cuffs on yourself and let her find you helpless and waiting for her sweet torture.

Roses and chocolates are still the perfect finishing touch here as well.  Deep reds and purples will keep with the passionate theme.

Most Important!  Remember that Cupid is a horny little Cherub, not a Super Bowl Coach yelling on the sidelines. So relax and have fun and don’t forget to treat yourself to something sexy while you’re at it!