I wanted to write this article while my fingers are still burning from jalapenos.  This is a must serve dish for anyone that is planning a romantic meal!  Now, the measurements aren’t specific, and please, feel free to option out of whatever ingredients you don’t care for, but try to stick as close as you can to all the ingredients listed.

Orgasm Stew Recipe

Ingredients

• 1 1/2 Pounds Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts
• Large Can Crushed Pineapple
• Juice from one or two oranges
• Pepper to taste
• Ginger to taste
• Soy Sauce to taste
• One small can chicken broth
• One small can tiny shrimp
• One small can crabmeat
• One chopped green pepper
• One medium sized chopped jalapeno (Don’t add the seeds!)
• One chopped Onion
• Several cloves of chopped garlic

I started early and put the chicken in a crockpot, added pineapple juice, fresh squeezed orange juice, a bit of soy sauce and a ton of pepper as I really love pepper!  Then this slow cooked all day.

I then removed the chicken breasts and put them in a 13×9 inch baking pan and started 3 cups rice and the juice from the chicken (I also added a bit of chicken broth to make up to 3 1/2 cups liquid), and let the rice start to cook.

As the rice was cooking I chopped one onion, one green pepper, one jalapeno, and a few cloves of garlic.  I tossed those in a pan with a couple tablespoons of olive oil.  When the onion started to soften I added some soy sauce and about two teaspoons of ginger and kept the heat on high.

Then I added crushed pineapple, about a cup and a half, drained and a few twists of Himalayn pink salt.  You really don’t need salt at all, or just minimal as the seafood will be pretty salty as is, but the little bit of pink salt that I added gave a great edge.  Next, came a small can of drained tiny shrimp and drained crab meat.  Last was about a cup and a half or so of ham chunks.

I added all of this, except for the chicken and mixed really well.  I then put this mixture over the chicken breasts and threw in the oven, covered for twenty minutes at 350 degrees to allow all the flavors to really meld.

Why do I call this orgasm stew?  Well, you have to try it for yourself.  Serve with some french bread, real butter, soft music and lighting.  Don’t forget the beverage of your choice.   Of course wearing some really sexy lingerie, and little else, will also help “set the mood”.

This is an aphrodisiac packed meal that not only tastes absolutely awesome, but will put you both in the mood for something extremely decadent for dessert – like each other.  With of course a drizzle of luscious tasting lube!

If you visit the dentist before there is a problem, chances are there won’t be a problem to start with.  If you wait to go until you have a toothache, you might need to have a cavity filled.  If you wait until after your tooth stops hurting, you may need some serious help to save the tooth – if it can be saved at all.

Wow.  I never thought I’d compare sex to going to the dentist.  The point is to stop waiting until that perfect moment to have sex.   Sex improves your physical, mental and emotional health on many different levels.  It decreases risks of cancer and heart disease, especially in men.  Besides that, it feels good and can be some of the most fun you could ever have.  Read the Health Benefits of Sex and you’ll be amazed at what a healthy sex life can do for you!

Top 6 Reasons People Aren’t Having More Sex

No Partner

Do it solo until you do find a partner.  Masturbation is a healthy outlet and while it doesn’t carry all the benefits of sex with a partner, it still has some potent benefits that you wouldn’t get any other way.

No Time

Make time.  People make time for what’s important to them.  Make having sex something that’s important to you and stop using the excuse that you are a victim of your schedule.

Too Tired

Many of us are overscheduled to the point that we are sleep deprived.  This is a scheduling error.  Re-prioritize your time so that you have more time to rest.  Take turns with the kids in the evening so that you can both take a 20 minute nap after work.  Or, have sex earlier in the day when you still have some energy.

Get creative and do what you need to do in order to feel more rested.  Not just for sex, but for your health and happiness as well.   Stop playing the victim in your own life, you do have choices.  Choosing to pursue a better balance in your life to have energy for something as important as sex is something you can do if you really try.

Not in the Mood

The funny thing about sex is that if you start doing it when you aren’t in the mood, you’ll find that somewhere in the midst of it, you’ll become in the mood.  Plus, “Sexy is as sexy does.”  If you are having more sex you’ll naturally begin to feel more “in the mood”.  Get sex toys, sexy lingerie, watch sexy movies, whatever you need to help feel sexier and get yourself in the mood.  If it can help create a stronger bond between you and your partner, it’s worth it’s weight in gold.

For the single people, it can help you find a partner as you become more attractive when you are in tune with your own sexual nature.  Really.  I had a friend that would masturbate before hitting the clubs and was like a total babe magnet, on nights that didn’t happen, no one paid attention.  Try it for yourself!

Body Image Issues

You’d be surprised how many people aren’t having sex because they don’t feel good about their bodies.  Maybe you are one of them.  Start using sex as a way to get back into shape.  Your partner will be happier, you’ll be happier and having sex is a most excellent way to get into shape.  Oh – and your partner all ready knows what you look like, so stop trying to hide from them.   Chances are high that they will love being your sex workout coach!

Not Happy with My Partner

Whether you are not happy with your partner in the bedroom, or out of it, this is the biggest reason many people aren’t having more sex.  Define what it is that you are not happy with your partner about and get it resolved.  If you aren’t having more sex with your partner because you are not happy with how you and your partner “Do it”, then show and
tell them exactly what you need for them to feel sexually satisfied.  Communication is the key and chances are your partner will be willing to help you if you are open about your needs.

If it’s because of issues outside of the bedroom, address those too and make sure you aren’t with holding sex from your partner as a way of punishing them.  Seek outside help if you need to.  Start having sex while you work through the issues.  A huge number of the couples I work with noticed that the problems outside of the bedroom were easier to work through, or went away on their own, as they proceeded to put their sexual relationship as a top priority.

Don’t let prejudice, shyness, or ignorance keep you from experimenting sensually with your partner.  Look at it as a relationship saving, possibly even life saving event, that the more you do, the better benefits you get personally and as a couple from it.  Get started on a more sexual lifestyle today.

Do something different this year. Being extravagantly romantic doesn’t have to be extravagantly expensive. It’s the romance that counts. You have two weeks to pull something unforgettable together so start now. Here are some ideas to juice up your imagination!

Make a home made card. You don’t have to be a world class artist, just do it. Get goofy, or mushy and create something that will surprise and delight your partner that you actually made an extra effort. If you don’t know what to say, look up romantic poems on the internet and copy one. Better yet, just get inspiration and write your own. Combine that with a single red rose and some decadent dark chocolate and you will earn so many more points than if you just picked up some Hallmark card at the drugstore.

If making a card doesn’t seem feasible to you, then write a list of the 101 things you love about your partner. Read it out loud while they are soaking in a nice hot bath that you’ve prepared for them. Dry them off, massage them with some luscious massage oil, and you’ll both be on your way to places where dreams are made! Don’t forget the roses and chocolate though!

Send flowers, even if it’s just a single red rose to her at work. Women LOVE to have others see how much you think about them and it will brighten their mood. Then, arrange to meet her after work for dinner, then take her home for dessert. The dessert is both of you with some decadent chocolate body topping of course! An even sweeter touch to this is to gift her with some lingerie in the morning that she can wear to work under her work clothes. It will keep her feeling sexy, and you’ll get all hot and bothered every time you think of how she looks under those work clothes!

Get a small decorative box and fill it with short sweet love sayings that you write out one by one and fold into squares, or roll up and tie with ribbon. Gift her with that when you give her the flowers and chocolate and let her know that if she misses you or needs some extra love, to just pull one of the notes out for the day.

Suggest starting the 101 Day Sex Challenge™ that starts on February 14th. You’ll have 101 days to celebrate your love for each other in ways that will leave you both smiling!

Do you see how making that little bit of extra effort will help your partner feel loved and special to you? Everyone needs to feel that way and who else can give that to your partner besides you?  Leave the blue light on for some other poor schmuck unless a blue light love affair is all you are hoping for. Get passionate, get creative, and have fun! The pay offs will be worth it.

• Use those kegels! This goes for both men and women.  During regular intercourse, use those kegel muscles to thrill your partner.  Ladies, grip your men hard or squeeze tight before they enter, making them work to penetrate you.  Men, penetrate deeply, hold still and do nothing other than squeeze those muscles, the movement inside her will be a surprise she’ll love so much that she’ll beg you to do it again.

Learn how to excercise those kegels for women and for men to get the best use out of them.

• Use that lube! Wet sex is hot, make it wetter by getting a clean shower curtain and pouring lube all over it.  Your slippery bodies against each other in all the right places!  Read the Lube for Sex Guide for added inspiration.

• Eat off each other’s bodies. Break out the whipped cream, fruits, chocolate body toppings and make sundaes out of each other.  Oral sex is so much more exciting when your partner is licking you completely clean.  For a super sexy touch, start at the feet, cover each toe with something yummy and slowly work your way up their body.

• Use those clothes! Undressing is so much hotter when you use the lingerie you are wearing to help stimulate your partner.  A pair of nylons can be used as a cockring (Don’t tie too tight), or to tie your lover’s hands, or blindfold your partner.  A belt can be used to teasingly spank your partner.  A silky chemise can be used to caress your partner all over with.  You get the idea.  Use those cloths for more than just covering yourself with.

• Use the BDSM list. Maybe the thought of BDSM doesn’t appeal to you, but this list has hundreds of ideas.  At least a few of them will appeal to both of you.  Each of you fill out the list and compare notes, then do the ones that you both said you’d be willing to try.  Review the list after you’ve done anything and see if either of you have decided to get a little riskier this next time around.

We hope this list has given you some inspiration to create some mind blowing sex for you and your partner!  Add an idea to this list by adding a comment and you could win a free sex toy!  Random drawings will be held monthly starting in March 2010.

Lingerie has three basic traditional colors: red, white, and black. White is typically deemed as the “innocent” color. You get married in a white gown and wear sexy white merry widow underneath. Red is the color of love and lust. It shows that your desires are hot and full of passion. Black is the most infamous of all lingerie colors. Black displays ecstasy and mystery, the rich deep color shows off any skin tone and always sets the mood. Choosing your favorite colors, or colors to match specific outfits is always a good idea as well.

There is no end to a lingerie wardrobe. The designs and materials are so different from dainty sensual lace and rose appliqués to stretch metallic lycra that halters up your breast. It’s best to have a variety of them. If you like a more flirty approach and are not so comfortable with your figure, there are short dresses, chemises, or baby dolls. Some are made from satin, silk and see through lace. If you are more of a tomboy, you can always try a boy short set. The main thing is that you feel comfortable in what you are wearing so you and your partner can continue to enjoy them.

You should always have bras, at least one black, white and a flesh colored. That way you have one for under any outfit and you’ll want to be able match your panties too. Lace and other embellishments bring out the sexual potential of your lingerie. They are no longer “bras and panties”, they become enticing items of sexual desire alluring your partner to come give you the attention you deserve.

One dress, or gown type is a must have. This way when you have a “bloated” moment, your sexiness doesn’t have to suffer. I prefer shorter gowns to longer ones because it’s easy to move more freely in them, but longer gowns have an elegance and mystique all of their own.

Teddies are beautiful but not everyone can wear a teddy. A cami or boy short set is always a nice addition. The cami comes in a variety of lengths from just bra coverage to the entire bodice. You can always use them to cover tummy imperfections as well and hot shorts help hide leg problems.

The corset, oh how amazing it is, it is a must for all women! It squeezes in the middle and pushes everything up to your breast. It does not matter if you are small on top, or large in the tummy, with the right corset you always wind up with full breasts and deep cleavage. The addition of a garter and thigh highs just enhances the sex factor even more. You and your partner will always want to see it on you.

So basic lingerie wardrobe should consist of

• 3 bra sets – white, black, and flesh toned

• Gown or dress – sexy yet mysterious

• Corset – pushes the limits of your breast

• Panties, boy shorts, thongs, and g-strings, enough to last at least a week or two

• Stockings or Thigh Highs.  About a dozen in a variety of colors should do

Make sure and keep your lingerie wardrobe up-to-date with seasonal additions. It’s so much fun to put on new pieces, whether it’s for your own pleasure or to surprise your partner with a new look!

Talk about pressure.  Don’t we have enough pressure just knowing our sweeties are going to be expecting something from us?  Besides, any holiday that has a baby with wings, shooting people with arrows, should be light hearted, fun, and sexy!  Save the “Super Bowl” idea for weddings or anniversaries, or better yet, the Super Bowl itself.  Why take that away from the football fans?

Let’s keep Valentine’s Day what it is.  An opportunity to show some love.  Here is a quick guide for some great gift ideas no matter what stage of your relationship you are in:

Brand New Relationship:

So you’ve been dating long enough to be celebrating this day, but not long enough to be too presumptuous.  You want to keep it light.  Here are some great picks for you:

Dazzling Stretch Hearts Bracelet. Always remember that women are like crows, we love bright shiny objects!  This bracelet is adorable and will melt her heart if you put it around the neck of a darling plush stuffed animal.

Team the gifts with flowers and chocolate for the finishing touch and watch while her heart melts!  Keep the roses white or pink, or just a single red rose is best.  Too many red roses at this stage is too serious.

Newly Intimate Relationship:

So you’ve been together for a bit and have just started to get intimate.  You still want to keep it light here, but can ramp up the seduction.  Here are some great picks:

A cute Babydoll would be the perfect lingerie gift.  It’s still on the innocent side, yet definitely sexy and a good hint at what’s to come later!  One of our favorites is a lace and sheer babydoll.

Edible Candles. Set the mood for romance with these edible candles.  As they melt, they turn into massage lotion that is SO tasty.  The perfect way to explore each other’s bodies!

If you are practicing safe sex, stock up on the condoms.  Several varieties are Buy One get One Free.

Get red roses and chocolates to complete the gesture.  Hand feed each other the chocolate!

Fully Involved Relationship:

At this point you can’t keep your hands off each other, or maybe your all ready settled in and should be keeping your hands all over each other the way you “used” to.  The sky is the limit here!  Take your pick of the sexiest lingerie, in fact get her a couple outfits and let her model them for you at her leisure.

It might be a good time to gift her with some toys!  Try one of the sexy games to open new doors for exploration and get her a good vibrator.  Don’t forget the lube.  No matter how long you’ve been together, keeping things spicy is easy when you use your imagination.  Have fun and pick something you aren’t sure about and something you know she’ll love.  This is a great time to try new things.

Red roses and deep dark chocolates will finish this gesture off perfectly!

Kinky Relationship:

Go for something hot in leather or vinyl.  Get some new restraints and perhaps a delicious new collar and let the games begin!  If you want to get kinky, but not quite sure how kinky she’ll go, get a furry cuff kit and tease her into submission.  Or put the cuffs on yourself and let her find you helpless and waiting for her sweet torture.

Roses and chocolates are still the perfect finishing touch here as well.  Deep reds and purples will keep with the passionate theme.

Most Important!  Remember that Cupid is a horny little Cherub, not a Super Bowl Coach yelling on the sidelines. So relax and have fun and don’t forget to treat yourself to something sexy while you’re at it!

Make this the year to give that lady of yours a day she’ll never forget!  Ladies, it’s time for you to start thinking of some special treats for your lover as well.

To help you in your pursuit of love, sex, and erotic bliss, we are offering some special treats to help you celebrate this International Day for Lover’s in grand style!

Everyone that places an order from now until February 8, 2009 will receive a free eBook called “101 Romantic Ideas”.  This book will get your creative juices flowing to keep your romance burning with 101 sexy suggestions appropriate for any relationship from just dating, or old married farts!

Everyone who places an order over $50.00 will receive a Free I.O.U. Game!  This over the top sexy game includes forty-two pull tabs that you can choose to use once, twice, or as often as you like.  It’s so fun and easy.  You and your lover each exchange a hidden I.O.U, and then you get to share your erotic surprises by following the instructions to fulfill the I.O.U. that you chose.  This game is the ultimate way to put the spice back into any relationship!

You and your partner will learn new bedroom tricks and variations on the old tricks with I.O.U.s like giving a sensual body massage, a teasing tongue bath, or a fantasy of your choice.  The variety of lustful activities will keep you hot and wanting more!

Place your order today for a gift of sexy lingerie, some new erotic toys, chocolate body topping, or flavored lube to begin creating a Valentine’s Day that will go on long after the roses have faded away.  You’ll get your free book and orders over $50.00 can use coupon code IOUGAME.  Don’t forget the free shipping for orders over $99.00.  We want to make sure you save some money for those flowers and candy!

Start shopping now, and let the games begin!

I was never one of those kids.  I was the little bitch that would have tripped Santa down the stairs and made off with everything that fell out of his goody bag as he laid there in a crumpled mess at my footie-pajama-clad feet.

Fortunately for my mate that naughty streak is alive and well this holiday season, and I’ve traded in my fuzzy footie pajamas for something a bit wilder.  I’m no longer luring a fat man in a red suit down the chimney with promises of good deeds (while contorting my fingers and toes to cross in unnatural ways behind my back).  I’m instead luring the sexiest man alive to the bedroom with visions of dirty deeds ankles crossed around his neck.

Christmas is about giving.  Christmas is about love.  Christmas is about sex on the coffee table backlit by a thousand lights on a beautifully decorated tree.  And Christmas is about gifts, dammit.  The most memorable gift we can give our men is desire… ours for him, and that which we ignite in him.

Wrap his gift in leather or lace.  Tie it up the back.  Put sparkles on it.  Put a bow on it.  Decorate his gift beautifully because this time he’ll appreciate the wrapping as much as the gift.

Leave the being nice to the kiddies.  Being naughty is wayyyyyy more fun.

All he wants for Christmas is you… In a red velvet teddy with white maribu trim, thigh highs, and stilettos. He wants to see your ass framed by two garter straps. He wants to see your tits pushed up to your throat. He wants to see that hint of lacy material at the top of your ass and follow its disappearing act. THAT’S what he really wants for Christmas.

We know that men are visual creatures. We also know that the best way to get the things WE want is to give them a little of what THEY want. And try as you may to convince yourself that the lame, same boring ass sex you’re having is enough to satisfy him… you’re wrong. Sorry ‘bout your luck, honey.

There’s a damn good reason he moved out of his mama’s house the day he turned 18. He was being fed, clothed, and housed – yet he willingly (enthusiastically) gave it up. Why? Because Mama’s meatloaf met his basic needs, but it didn’t satisfy him. She made that shit every Thursday night for 18 years. And he ate it. Because he was hungry. But you bet your sweet ass he’d have inhaled a double cheeseburger with special sauce, given the chance.

You, my dear, were that cheeseburger. He left his mama’s meatloaf for you. But if you’re now serving up the same shit every Wednesday night, guess what? You’re no better than that mushed up concoction of shit she tossed in the oven on Thursdays. You need to throw a little Louisana hot sauce on that pussy and spice it up a little!

Buy yourself something hot. Maybe a red corset with a matching thong. Maybe a flirty little babydoll nightie. Whatever makes YOU feel sexy. (And heels… the taller the better. Logic here: If you’re 5’6”/140, and you slip on 4” heels, you’re instantly 5”10”/140.) Call his mama and tell her the kids are coming over tonight. (They can eat that meatloaf.) When he comes home and finds you standing at the stove wearing something hot, there’s ‘bout to be a house fire. Guaranteed.

You think I’m kidding? Try it. See what happens. I’d bet my last drop of Chanel you get devoured like a Thanksgiving turkey at a homeless shelter. I don’t care how long you’ve been together, how long you’ve been married, or how mundane your sex life has become. We all have a little sex kitten inside and she’s dying to roar like the lioness she longs to be!

Get sexy! Be sexy! OWN sexy!

And give Gramps that cordless drill… your man won’t be needing it.

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